(and all you other 9, please also pay attention)
Dear Baby Toe,
I know. I know what that awful doorjamb said to you and you were so right to be upset. It was mean-spirited and hurtful, not to mention lower than low. However, I think we can both agree that next time the better course of action will be to just walk away. It is a heck of a lot less painful than walking it off.
Heal quick (please!).